The Happening is so bad that it’s good … while still being really bad.

I can’t think of another movie that has as much broad appeal as Jurassic Park.

Perhaps The Rock was destined to be the pinnacle of empty, explosion-y, 90′s action.

No news is good news. Especially regarding Smurfs.

I learned it from you, Hangover! I learned it from you.

At some point, every franchise needs to be put out to pasture.

It’s as hollow as the bullets used to kill every other movie cop.

It has some strong elements but the film is largely uneven and formulaic.