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		<title>Mini Scum: Moon (2009)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a science fiction story in the purest sense of the term.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.movie-scum.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Moonposter.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2897" title="Moonposter" src="http://www.movie-scum.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Moonposter-204x300.jpg" alt="" width="204" height="300" /></a><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1512910/">Duncan Jones&#8217; </a><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1182345/">Moon</a> is a science fiction story in the purest sense of the term.  It concerns the plight of Sam Bell (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005377/">Sam Rockwell</a>) working alone on the moon running a facility that mines <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helium-3">Helium-3</a> for an energy company back on Earth.  Inside of the first scene the audience is crushed by the sense of isolation shown to us as Sam has only GERTY (voiced by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000228/">Kevin Spacey</a>) the station Artificial Intelligence with whom to communicate.  Through the simple premise of a man alone on the moon, this film explores speculative technology that leads Sam and the viewer on an emotional and introspective journey of what it really means to be human.
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		<title>Random Movie: Video X: The Dwayne and Darla-Jean Story (2003)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 03:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peanutbutterfilthy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a perfect example of how to make a decent film on a slim budget.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" title="Video X: The Dwayne and Darla-Jean Story" src="http://www.movie-scum.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/videoxpost.jpg" alt="" width="195" height="252" />I love it when I find a movie I have never heard of, and it turns out to be good.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1016256/" target="_blank">Video X: The Dwayne and Darla-Jean Story</a> would have you believe that you are watching actual events from a video shot by a couple from Kentucky. You aren&#8217;t, but the film does a damn good job making you think you are. Dwayne and Darla-Jean are starting a new life and heading to Little River, and are video taping the escapade.  While at a campground, they are robbed and all of their money is stolen. They are nowhere near their destination, and Dwayne refuses to go back home, and be ridiculed for failing on day 1 of their journey. They resort to stealing from a convenience store, and the plan goes horribly awry, and their vacation becomes a completely different kind of road trip. I will summarize no further, so as not to ruin the pleasant progression that occurs.</p>
<p>I have yet to see a film shot in this hand held video style, ala <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185937/" target="_blank">Blair Witch Project</a>, that successfully has me believe that the character(s) filming would not at some point stop filming as the events that are transpiring become bigger than them, and they should perhaps focus more on surviving than taping. This film is no exception. However it is the most realistic film of that style I have seen. There are no credits. At all. It just starts right in with the video until the tape runs out and then cuts to black. Not even a title card. The camera goes back and forth between Dwayne and Darla-Jean and even Billy, someone they pick up at a diner. The video is quite random in that it will just cut to another shot, sometimes in rapid succession. There are even a few shots of a birthday party that the couple were taping over.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know if <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0317035/" target="_blank">Joey Gibson</a> (Dwayne) and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0604332/" target="_blank">Michelle Moretti</a> (Darla-Jean) improvised their parts at all, but they were both fascinating to watch. At no point did I think I was watching them &#8220;act.&#8221; It was literally like watching their home video. Unfortunately, no one in smaller roles could really act so it sort of ruined that effect, but overall, it did not detract that much from the film. Most of the smaller roles were confined to the beginning of the film so as it progresses, you forget about those performances. Dwayne&#8217;s transformation was absolutely believable and almost hypnotic. You see a complete journey from care free, to timid and frightened but somewhat in control, then losing all sense of hesitation and crossing that line that we wonder how ever gets crossed. Gibson plays him perfectly; panicked and making poor decisions under pressure. Just trying to accomplish one goal, and doing what he needs to do to make it happen. It was a great inside look at how someone gets to the point of doing things they never thought they would do. There are also genuinely funny moments between Dwayne and Darla-Jean that let you know how much like us they are. They even get engaged to be engaged, which makes you want things to turn out well for them.</p>
<p>I think what impressed me most about this film, is that there is nothing in it that would make it great. There are no special effects. There is no soundtrack. I mean, comparatively, these aren&#8217;t Oscar worthy performances (or are they?).  It came out after Blair Witch, so the idea isn&#8217;t new. It just exists. And yet I was quite impressed and pleased with it. This is a perfect example of how to make a decent film on a slim budget. I mean, it makes sense, doesn&#8217;t it? You want to make a film about a southern couple who end up as killers, but you don&#8217;t have a lot of money? Give the camera to the actors. Have someone stand in front of their victim so you don&#8217;t have to show that much blood. Have something happen a little off camera if you can&#8217;t realistically show something happen.</p>
<p>Again, at some point, as I usually do, I said out loud, &#8220;Why are they still filming?&#8221; I don&#8217;t think you can really successfully make a film like this that would not have you ask that, but Video X came damn close, and even though I did, I still thoroughly enjoyed it. Very much recommended.
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		<title>Mini Scum: Team America: World Police (2004)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 19:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peanutbutterfilthy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Even Rocky had a montage!"]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" title="Fuck yeah." src="http://www.movie-scum.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/team-america.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="225" />I had never actually seen the entirety of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/" target="_blank">Team America: World Police</a> until today. From the creators of <a href="ttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121955/" target="_blank">South Park</a> is an absolutely hilarious, offensive, politically themed action movie parody, complete with their song &#8220;Montage&#8221; in which the lyrics describe what a montage is during a montage. Also included is &#8220;America, Fuck Yeah!&#8221; and quotable lines like &#8220;Derka derka derka.&#8221; Also, the film includes perhaps one of the most disturbing sex scenes, ever. Did I mention that there are only voice actors, because everyone is a puppet? Completely over the top, but not without a valid message.
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		<title>Random Movie: Kick-Ass (2010)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 18:59:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are now living in a day and age where any random person can be driving down the road, look up, and see the words KICK-ASS plastered on a movie theater marquee.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Before I get to the review proper, I need to point out that we are now living in a day and age where any random person can be driving down the road, look up, and see the words KICK-ASS plastered on a movie theater marquee.  Much like Pluto being booted from its planetary status, it seems the word “ass” no longer counts as profanity.<a href="http://www.movie-scum.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/KickAssFinalPoster.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2738" title="KickAssFinalPoster" src="http://www.movie-scum.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/KickAssFinalPoster-202x300.jpg" alt="" width="202" height="300" /></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Unlike other comic book movies, the film <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1250777/">Kick-Ass</a> and the<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kick-Ass_(comics)"> limited Marvel Comic series of the same name </a>were developed simultaneously.  Even so, there are some significant differences between the comic series and the film, which I will touch on as they arise.  The story begins with New York high-school student David Lizewski (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1093951/">Aaron Johnson</a>) asking himself, and the audience, why no one has ever tried to be a comic book-style superhero.  In spite of the fact that he has no special powers or tragic past, and has to purchase a superhero costume on the internet, Dave genuinely wants to help those in need and make a difference in his community, no matter how small or large the task may be.  Sadly, his first attempt to “fight crime” doesn&#8217;t go very well and he ends up being stabbed, then hit by a speeding car.  After several surgeries and some recovery time, David gets the superhero itch once more, dawns his green tights, and saves a man from a group of thugs trying to through him a boot party.  This time, with his awkward fighting and damaged nerves unable to register pain, Dave is marginally successful and his valorous act is recorded on video and uploaded to the internet where Kick-Ass, as Dave calls himself, becomes an instant celebrity.  Later, Kick-Ass is saved from some drug dealers by ex-cop Damon Macready (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000115/">Nicolas Cage</a>) and his eleven-year-old daughter Mindy (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1631269/">Chloe Grace Moretz</a>) who were inspired by Dave to take on the costumed personae of Big Daddy and Hit-Girl respectively.  This is where the danger and Dave&#8217;s ineptitude in his chosen hobby are highlighted as both Big Daddy and Hit-Girl are not only well trained with weapons and in martial arts, but the duo is not squeamish about using lethal and bloody force when dealing with criminals.  Witnessing the carnage raining down upon the drug dealers by Hit-Girl gives Dave what addicts would call a &#8216;moment of clarity&#8217; and he promptly returns home, hangs up his tights, and swears off crime fighting.  Unfortunately, the damage has already been done.  New York crime kingpin Frank D&#8217;Amico (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0835016/">Mark Strong</a>) knows that a costumed vigilante has been offing his men and, with his new found internet fame, Kick-Ass is about to feel the full force of this crime lord&#8217;s wrath.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">While the comic series and movie both share the same set-up, what turned me off to the comic version of the story were the details regarding the Big Daddy and Hit-Girl characters.  In the film, it is revealed through a wonderfully artistic scene that Damon Macready was a cop that was framed for drug trafficking by D&#8217;Amico&#8217;s organization and spent several years in jail.  During this time, Macready&#8217;s pregnant wife fell into a deep depression and committed suicide, although doctors were able to save her unborn child, Mindy.  When Macready got out of jail, he took Mindy in and began her martial and combat training so the two of them could one day bring down D&#8217;Amico&#8217;s criminal empire.  Thus is Macready&#8217;s motivation for turning his young daughter into the <a href="http://marvel.wikia.com/Frank_Castle_(Earth-616)">Punisher</a>; an act many parents in the audience, and <a href="http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/">Roger Ebert</a>, would find unforgivably cruel and irresponsible.  What saves these two characters, for me, is the loving father-daughter relationship the pair maintain in spite of their screwed-up revenge lifestyle.  The comic book is actually far more bleak in that Dave discovers that the ex-cop Macready back story is just a lie that Damon told to his daughter to get her to want to learn about weapons and combat.  Yes, in the comic, there really was no drug frame-up or maternal suicide.  Macready wasn&#8217;t even a cop.  He spirits his child away from her mother and turns her into a vigilante killer because he was board.  Fortunately, Damon&#8217;s back story is legit in the film version, as it is confirmed during a visit from his former partner on the force Sergeant Marcus Williams (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1165044/">Omari Hardwick</a>) and the movie is much better for it.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">If you don&#8217;t mind some scenes of ultra-violence and you are not an up-tight, overprotective mother that would rather strangle herself than listen to an eleven-year-old fictional character say a few swear words, then I would highly recommend that you see Kick-Ass.  Overblown controversies aside, this is an interesting story with well rounded and believable characters that is well told and well filmed with several genuinely exciting action bits that are sewn together with comedy writing that&#8217;s actually really funny.  What more could you ask?  The only real negative point that I can level at the film is that it has a tendency to lose its themes and ideas.  As an example, the story starts off posing the idea of real people in a realistic world setting putting on costumes and fighting crime.  The notion is that it&#8217;s taking the fantastical idea of &#8216;the superhero&#8217; and grounding it in reality.  As the film progresses, the situations and violence that occur become exceedingly more exaggerated and comic book-like with physics-shattering acrobatics and obscene amounts of bodily fluids.  It&#8217;s like Director <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0891216/">Matthew Vaughn</a> introduced the very interesting theme of “What would super crime fighters be like in real life?” then got bored with the idea half way through and decided to make an over-the-top action movie instead.  It&#8217;s still a good action movie, but any sense of reality the film might have had flies right out the window when the machine-gun-armed jet pack shows up on screen.</p>
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		<title>Robert Schimmel Dies at 60</title>
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<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0771790/" target="_blank">Robert Schimmel</a> has passed away last night at the age of 60. He was in a serious car accident last week, and died as a result of them. He was mostly famous for his quite colorful stand up acts, and was also in the films <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109288/" target="_blank">Blankman</a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0257106/" target="_blank">Scary Movie 2</a>. He also appeared on the Howard Stern show, and did voices on animated programs.
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		<title>Random Movie: The Dead Hate the Living! (2000)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
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<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0662180/" target="_blank">Dave Parker</a>, the writer/director of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0225481/" target="_blank">The Dead Hate the Living!</a> said that he wanted to make the most un-Full Moon movie that he could. Full Moon Entertainment has brought us such delights as <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098143/" target="_blank">Puppet Master</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250469/" target="_blank">Killjoy</a> and was a distributor of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1161646/" target="_blank">Gingerbread Man 2: Passion of the Crust</a>. What Parker meant was, he wanted to make a film without small creatures and make a film that felt as much like a real movie as he could make it. I assume he meant &#8220;real&#8221; literally, as he also said he purposely made the film referential of the low budget genre. Believe me, the film is full of references.</p>
<p>We have a group of young filmmakers shooting a zombie picture. Through some forced exposition we learn that this is the director, David Poe&#8217;s first movie. His best friend Paul is the effects guy, and his two sisters are actresses (although Nina Poe&#8217;s part was secretly given to Shelly Poe, because everyone hates Nina). The film location is an abandoned hospital, which, again through an awkward bit of dialogue, we learn they do not have permission to be there and it is illegal to film there. For reasons that normally would not necessitate a group of people to split up, they do. One group finds a room with a tv and and a video camera with a tape in it. The video shows a man talking directly to the camera before getting mauled by zombies. As plot formula would dictate they just assume it is part of the movie that they are making. Eventually they all come across a giant coffin. A dead guy (the one from the video) falls out. What happens next, I have dubbed, &#8220;The <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098627/" target="_blank">Weekend at Bernie&#8217;s</a> Moment.&#8221; Someone suggests calling the cops, but David manages to convince everyone (except Shelly) not to. He claims that if they use the body, everyone will rush to see the movie with a real dead person (and I guess, also not call cops). I will assume the scene in which a re-write was done to include the coffin that they just found was cut from the real movie, as they immediately have lines and a plot that revolve around it. While shooting the scene the accidentally reanimate the dead guy and open some kind of portal to the world of the dead, thus trapping everyone in sort of in between land where time stands still. The dead guy was Dr. Eibon. His wife died from cancer and while trying to bring her back he created a bunch of zombies. They killed him (the scene from the video). Now that he is undead, he sends his undead henchmen to kill everyone so that he may continue his project. Everyone splits up and tries to survive, David and Paul using the director and special effects mastery to employ a few tricks. And the zombie film within a zombie film wanders off into the night.</p>
<p>The acting was terrible. The computer generated fire was almost insulting. The dialogue was outrageously bad. All of this paled in comparison to the almost checklist like insertion of horror movie references in nearly every scene. Allow me to share some of the more obvious ones:</p>
<div>1. &#8220;Fulci lives&#8221; sticker on a car.</div>
<div>2. Lucio Fulci&#8217;s name on a gravestone.</div>
<div>3. The ending of the film resembling the<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002086/" target="_blank"> Lucio Fulci</a> film <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082307/" target="_blank">The Beyond</a>.</div>
<div>4. The line, &#8220;What would <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0132257/" target="_blank">Bruce Campbell</a> do?&#8221;</div>
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<p>5. The line that includes the phrase, &#8220;&#8230;that <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000600/" target="_blank">Sam Raimi</a> extra&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>I could go on. The sticker I could forgive, as it is on the car of a crew member and you can dismiss it as that character&#8217;s love of horror films, but why must you reference Fulci at least 3 times? Employing this many references is crossing the line of paying tribute and ego driven name dropping. Dude, you have a fine story. I was interested. But I find it a little incongruous for you to say that you wanted to make as a real a film as you could, and just making one big cross referenced Wikipedia article.</p>
<p>Now take your cast and crew,  and remake this without all that crap. It&#8217;s a zombie movie, make me like it.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:13:41 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>This movie is shocking! Yes, the fairly intriguing  premise and lackluster delivery is shocking to say the least.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0445965/" target="_blank">Feed</a> introduces us to Phillip Jackson, an Australian detective as he is on a case in Hamburg. We watch as he discovers a man feeding another man his own penis. We then watch as he and his partner Nigel, move on to another project. They comb the internet in a sloppily paced and sort of confusing 10 minutes or so looking for a cyber crime worth mouthing off to the Captain and putting their badges on the line for. They find a site that has a live web cam of a man feeding a 600 lb woman. Phillip (luckily for the audience) explains to Nigel how this fetish works, and what feeders and gainers are. As Phillip explores and tries to gain access to the site&#8217;s restricted areas, he figures out what is really going on. This man is force feeding woman and taking bets on how long they will live and how much weight they will gain. Hooray, a cyber crime to solve! In some pretty questionable tracing techniques (not morally questionable; plausible questionable), he discovers where the site is run, Ohio. Instead of being sent there to investigate, his sanity is questioned by his boss (after he is found crying in the bathroom) and he is put on a suspension. Does this stop him from going to America? Well that would make for a boring film, wouldn&#8217;t it? Don&#8217;t worry, he goes. Yes he still manages to make a boring film out of it.</p>
<p>If I had to pick the thing that bothered me the most about this film, it would be the seemingly over abundance of opportunities to disgust and sicken me, that failed to do anything of the sort. Well, the penis eating thing did, and that was at the beginning of the film so I assumed there would be much more horrible things to follow. Not that the concept isn&#8217;t horrible, it is. It&#8217;s also not a common plot for a film, which peaked my interest. In fact, so shock-less was it, that it wasn&#8217;t even until the film had ended that I realized I sort of witnessed cannibalism. I would rather have had that aspect played up a bit, and the pointless sex scenes between Phillip and his whore girlfriend toned down some. I realize that this was done to give us some idea of Phillip&#8217;s own sexual behavior, but it had absolutely no relevance to the rest of the film. Yes there is a morbidly obese woman eating and puking. Yes there is a man masturbating while smearing her with food. Yes, these ideas are quite disturbing, but the execution was not. To be honest with you, I am not sure where it failed. It certainly wasn&#8217;t the performance of  <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1533927/" target="_blank">Alex O&#8217;Loughlin</a>, as Michael, the feeder. He was quite good. I definitely believed his motives and psychosis as we learned about his childhood. Perhaps it was the abysmal dialogue and acting by everyone else. It was rather distracting. Maybe so distracting that it was more outrageous than funnel feeding a fat woman. Maybe because Phillip was the dumbest law enforcement agent I have ever met, aside from Proctor, of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087928/" target="_blank">Police Academy</a> &#8220;fame.&#8221; That too, was quite a distraction. Whatever it was, it&#8217;s a shame, as this film really could have been quite disturbingly good, but instead, pretty much failed. Another thing that bothered the shit out of me were the awful covers of songs like, &#8220;Tainted Love,&#8221; &#8220;Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini,&#8221; and &#8220;Lips Like Sugar,&#8221; cleverly inserted in the appropriate spots.</p>
<p>Now  I am not suggesting that the only reason why this is a bad film is because it did not disgust me. That is one reason, but not the only. It isn&#8217;t really a positive however, that the film had the perfect recipe to do so, and yet did not. Once again, a film that may have been too ambitious for its budget. Perhaps if it had been given a director that didn&#8217;t have the least popular Highlander installment on his resume, he or she would have been given sufficient money to hire more than one decent actor (and obviously, it would have been more competently directed). Perhaps a re-imagining is in order.
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		<title>Random Movie: Eight Legged Freaks (2002)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 06:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.movie-scum.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/eight_legged_freaks-202x300.jpg" alt="" title="9-year-old Puck's worst nightmare" width="202" height="300" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2761" />It would be an understatement to say that Puck does not like spiders. Having a traumatic experience where a probably harmless spider dropped onto my pillow at the tender age of six or so and watching <a href=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099052/>Arachnophobia</a> shortly thereafter, I was terribly afraid of these eight-legged demons sent straight from the depths of hell. Fortunately, old age has calmed my general distaste for these abominations but sadly watching <a href=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0271367/>Eight Legged Freaks</a> has resurrected this fear.</p>
<p>It is funny how horror is such a subjective term. On one hand, the thought of a random serial killer lurching out at you in an abandoned mansion or in the middle of the woods is silly because most serial killers are more methodical than that and not to mention I will never be in an abandoned mansion or anywhere outdoors. Spiders on the other hand are real and demonic and as such, this was one of the more horrific movies I have seen in a while. But then again, I am a wuss.</p>
<p>After <a href=http://www.movie-scum.com/random-movie-piranha-3d-2010/>Piranha 3D</a> opened and relatively underperformed at the box office, I saw many mentions of Eight Legged Freaks and comparing the two films, at least in financial terms. They actually share a great deal of similarities as both films are in the same over-the-top, monster attack movies with a sense of cheesy throwbacks to a previous moviemaking era. Sure, just like Piranha, this is not an Oscar worthy film but what can one expect from a movie called Eight Legged Freaks?</p>
<p>With copious amounts of references to other films, Freaks offers a pretty humorous look at an incident where mutated spiders become the size of station wagons, willing to pluck any ostrich, chain-smoker, or biker without prejudice for sustenance. The humor not only comes from the self-referential qualities as <a href=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047573/>Them!</a> is playing on the Sci-Fi Channel (remember that?) but also from the absurdity of the story. If <i>Scream</i> was a satire of generic slasher movies, Freaks is a companion to many improbable scenario movies where the adults are reluctant to listen, the kids are always right, and most everyone else in the movie is just monster fodder. </p>
<p>The great thing about the movie though is that it is comical enough to not take itself seriously. This movie would have been pretty fucking awful if it were played straight with a tank-sized Tarantula toppling a mobile home. This probably cannot be said seriously too many times but <a href=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000274/>David Arquette</a>&#8217;s presence is perfect as he sells the absurdity of the film. His goofy, inept shtick that he carried over from the aforementioned <i>Scream</i> series works quite well here with him as the unlikely hero, the prodigal son, and the resident bad-ass all in one. The rest of the cast here is pretty amazing to be able to deliver such performances against largely CGI man-eating spiders and deliver it seriously but with the hint of a smirk just seconds away.</p>
<p>The film is somewhat by the numbers as the geeky kid Mike is introduced to a myriad of rare and exotic spiders by his creepy older &#8220;friend&#8221; Josh (an uncredited <a href=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006888/>Tom Noonan</a>) who explains the spiders are growing due to a local toxic waste spill. Unsurprisingly, the biggest name in the film and his parrot become dinner for the spiders who mutate into the hideous beasts featured in the film. But, whereas you might expect the butthead boyfriend, the major-dick mayor, or the dopey deputy to bite it by way of venom, writer/director <a href=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0253819/>Ellory Elkayem</a> throws some curveballs at you while still racking up the rampant ruckus as townspeople are mowed down by the above-average arachnids. </p>
<p>Even for a film being 96% comedy, it still managed to throw in some decent scares as the spiders lurk in shadowy places (never turn your back to a tent!) and cocooned bodies fall at the most inopportune times. But, the horror here is more or less a by-product of the story where the comedy really stands out such as a cat being propelled into making a literal impression in drywall or <a href=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0234791/>Doug E. Doug</a> playing the resident paranoid conspiracy theorist who believes the spiders are really aliens equipped with anal probes.</p>
<p>Not to mention the film features <a href=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001863/>Kari Wuhrer</a> and a young <a href=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0424060/>Scarlett Johansson</a> who reign at the top of the most attractive on-screen mother-daughter combo ever.</p>
<p>Just like Piranha, Eight Legged Freaks is a movie that revels in its absurdity and is not concerned with logic, only with having an enjoyable time.
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		<title>Random Movie: Meat Market 2 (2001)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Nothing telegraphs an explosion better than the line, &#8220;Are those fuel tanks?&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368019/" target="_blank">Meat Market 2</a> takes place some time after the events of the first film. We see Argenta kill Shahrokh after he turns into a zombie. She, one of the vampires, and a random one eyed Asian wander around foraging for food and supplies. They find another survivor and at her suggestion follow her. She tells them that she heard a radio broadcast about a place to go for food and shower, etc. and was on the way there herself. Naturally, they ignore all sense of skepticism and follow her only to be tricked. The survivor is really a Lieutenant for a military concentration camp or cult or some such nonsense, and surprise; the three of them are the newest addition to the camp. The camp is run by the Reconstruction Commerce Association of North America (despite the heavy Canadian accents). Their goal is to rebuild society. They execute undesirables, perform experiments on some prisoners if acceptable for that sort of thing, and the healthy, attractive, and ethnically appropriate ones are put through orientation and processing to become part of &#8220;society.&#8221; How coincidental; 3 leads, 3 parts of the camp. As you might imagine, each one goes some place different. The camp is run by a white guy named Bill (first names for  everyone, it&#8217;s a people friendly cult) who wears a white button down shirt, a black tie and is a powerful public speaker. The Association, as it&#8217;s called, has its own symbol and tapestries that display this symbol all over the walls, to illustrate how much like another &#8220;cult&#8221; that had &#8220;camps&#8221; it is.</p>
<p>Much of the same from the first film happening here. Not a bad (albeit familiar) story, and considering the films budget, executed fairly well. The director seems to have access to a lot of buildings.  More atrocious acting. More sex with clothes on. Again, the zombies actually look pretty decent. I assume most of the budget went to the zombies.</p>
<p>There was a lot more focus on the story in this installment. The zombie action kind of serves as the bread of the film, mainly confined to the beginning and end. I had no issue with this choice, but it would have worked a lot better if the actors could act. In fact, this probably would be completely watchable with a bigger budget (mainly because the vampire&#8217;s laser gun died before she had a chance to use it). I could have dealt without yet another zombie movie reference. An Officer Romero is called over a loudspeaker. Yeah, I get it. You watch zombie films. You don&#8217;t have to spell it out, the deja vu is enough. I also probably would have been fine without the inclusion of a doctor fucking the eye socket of a skull. Didn&#8217;t really push the plot along, and I just assume every one that works at the camp is insane, so the skull fucking is not needed for character development either. At first, there seemed to be a lot of punk and or emo zombies about, what with the green and purple hair that a lot of them had. However, the main doctor, the chef and some others were pierced, so I made the assumption that the actors just did not want to change their appearances for the film, including the ones playing zombies. There also was a zombie that was wearing a shirt that said &#8220;straight edged Vegan&#8221; while eating someone. Damn scenesters. The ending leaves this film as clearly a middle of a larger story, as it concludes the &#8220;chapter,&#8221; but leaves plenty of room for the continuing adventures of Argenta and the vampire. I did like how at the very end, there was a black and white scene between the doctor from the first movie and the doctor from this one, prior to the zombie apocalypse giving a bit of story.</p>
<p>I have to categorize this as crap, mainly because when you combine horrible acting with a video camera, it rarely ends well. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1309634/" target="_blank">Brian Clement</a>, the writer/director, clearly has a vision and is talented, and perhaps with better resources, he could produce some fine work.
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<p>As I walked around the office today telling people that I had seen <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0464154/" target="_blank">Piranha 3D</a>&#8230;well, let&#8217;s be honest, bragging that I had seen it, every single person said the same thing to me: &#8220;Oh, that movie looks terrible.&#8221; Well, yes. Yes it is. It&#8217;s fucking <em>Piranha</em>.</p>
<p>As if the plot mattered, this incarnation of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078087/" target="_blank">Piranha</a> starts with<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000377/" target="_blank"> Richard Dreyfuss</a> playing Matt Boyd drinking an Amity beer. If you see this and don&#8217;t immediately understand that the following film will be nothing but a tongue in cheek, referenced ladened gore fest, then leave the theater immediately and go see <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427152/" target="_blank">Dinner for Schmucks</a>. You obviously need your humor unfunny, and force fed to you. An underwater earthquake occurs and releases a swarm of a particular species of piranha that has not been seen in millions of years. Meanwhile, above the water at Lake Victoria, thousands flock for Spring Break, providing the obligatory hedonism required before a masked killer or hungry fish lay waste to the area. Loud music, wet t-shirt contests, booze, drugs, and a Girls Gone Wild type video being shot all provide the soon to be blood splattered red canvas that <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0014960/" target="_blank">Alexandre Aja</a> uses to paint the awesomest magic eye picture I have ever seen.  That&#8217;s right. Awesomest.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375666/" target="_blank">Inception</a> has an interesting defense against supposed plot holes. There is one interpretation of it in which the entirety of the movie takes place in a dream, thus making plot holes, not holes at all, but rather part of some bizarre dream. Piranha 3D has a similar defense against its flaws. They&#8217;re supposed to be there. Bad acting? It&#8217;s Piranha. Formulaic horror tactics? Piranha! It&#8217;s because of this that it would be a waste of time to point out any flaws in this film. It&#8217;s part of a package. The gratuitous nudity and gore, the bad dialogue, the Jaws references. And while the 3D didn&#8217;t necessarily enhance the viewing experience, it was a genius move to convert it. This is the perfect movie to do that with. It was like the blood red bow on the package. I will admit, however, there was one instance in which I jumped due to a flying object coming at me. I remained motionless amidst dozens of decapitations and entrails galore, but a 3D object made me jump. All the acting was just above distraction level so as not to take you out of the film, but also so that there was no pointless deep characterizations. It&#8217;s all surface. I mean, really, the best advice I can give you is, don&#8217;t take the film seriously at all. Go into it expecting over the top ridiculousness. The audience Puck and I were in were clapping at some of the most disgusting things (when they weren&#8217;t yelling &#8220;1.21 gigawatts!&#8221; every time <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000502/" target="_blank">Christopher Lloyd</a> was on screen).</p>
<p>Other cast include <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000223/" target="_blank">Elisabeth Shue</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000609/" target="_blank">Ving Rhames</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0744834/" target="_blank">Eli Roth</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005278/" target="_blank">Jerry O&#8217;Connell</a> and a <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3087529/" target="_blank">porn star</a> (in 3D!).</p>
<p>Aja is fast becoming one of my favorite directors, what with <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338095/" target="_blank">High Tension</a>, his remake of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0454841/" target="_blank">The Hills Have Eyes</a>, and now this. This film delivers pure mindless entertainment and will most certainly leave its mark on you. Highly Recommended.
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