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Random Movie: Due Date (2010)

Posted on 08 November 2010 by Puck

It is hard to have a decent expectation of what is to come before watching Due Date. Sure, it seems to be very similar to the John Hughes classic Planes, Trains & Automobiles but that quickly fades aside from the mismatched traveling buddies angle. You might also think it would feature some wacky hijinks similar to director Todd PhillipsThe Hangover but where that film was fun just for the hell of it, it feels like there is a point trying to come out of this movie.

Robert Downey Jr. plays Peter, a serious and sometimes pretentious architect who crosses paths with Zach Galifianakis‘ Ethan on a cross-country flight to Los Angeles. After Peter is grounded due in part to Ethan’s obnoxious behavior without money or an ID, the two join forces to drive the distance so Peter can make it to the birth of his first child. From the start, both actors have a good, yet almost combative, chemistry as Galifianakis plays Ethan like a long-lost twin to his Hangover character and Downey Jr. plays Tony Stark stripped of any humor or playfulness.

Certain sequences and exchanges by the duo and also with help by the likes of Danny McBride turn out well enough to trick you into thinking that this is a straight-forward, nonsensical comedy. However, interspersed with the comedic elements are portions that feel like they are lifted from an entirely different movie. Ethan has just lost his father and is determined to break into Hollywood because his dad was supportive of the endeavor, no matter how ill-conceived it is. Meanwhile, Peter is not only concerned with getting home for the birth but also has brief reflections on his own deadbeat father and questions about his wife’s loyalty.

Largely, these parts are not played for laughs, but more for a character-driven moment or two. I am not one to argue against heavier scenes in certain context but these parts are completely unexpected bookended by scenes of Galifianakis being clumsy or Downey Jr. being so enraged that he spits in a dog’s face. Unlike Hughes’ PT&A which was largely grounded in reality (even if it might be an improbable reality), Due Date is more of a ludicrous tale with questionable outcomes which make those soft, tender scenes all the more abrupt in their shift.

That said, certain parts of the movie are quite funny, especially from Peter as he is constantly squabbling with the man-child Ethan. Seeing as how we have all known people like Ethan, to lesser extents hopefully, Peter’s reactions to Ethan are genuine even if that paints him as kind of a dick. Watching the movie, you can tell that both Downey Jr. and Galifianakis had fun with their respective roles. Galifianakis is the highlight here just as in Hangover as Ethan is the complete opposite of cool and/or suave, but he is simply oblivious to that fact.

Aside from the aforementioned problem with the script as it clumsily shoehorns in the Lifetime movie moments into the narrative, Phillips’ direction here is not as good as what he has shown before. Instead of everything being mostly tight and compact, several sequences are drawn out dangerously long to the point that things becoming boring, and incidentally most of these scenes are in the cheesy-drama category. Perhaps there was more in depth here than in the final cut as there are more moments in the final quarter of the movie as Peter begins to level out and embrace Ethan, and his quirks to an extent. It is also worth noting that Phillips’ obligatory cameo has been extended from the few seconds like all of his previous films to a few minutes here. It may be unrelated but given the unevenness of the pacing I thought it was interesting as maybe he was trying a few new things here.

Know that going into this movie, it will not be a laugh riot. In fact, for as many clever, if slightly cliched and predictable, sequences, there are two to three more that tonally feel wildly out of place. So while Downey Jr. and Galifianakis turned in great performances, the rest of Due Date was not as satisfying.

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Missed Opportunities! Top 9 Sequel-less Movies

Posted on 07 June 2010 by Puck

If it seems that Hollywood is all about the easy dollar these days with remakes, adaptations, and sequels to existing properties, you would be correct. But let us remember a time, back in the day if you will, that movies could be movies without launching franchises. Here are several pretty big movies that may (or may not) have missed their shot at spawning offspring.

9. Twister
The inclusion of this film may be premature, but it is hard to believe that 1996′s $240 million blockbuster did not spawn a sequel. Maybe a sequel could shift the focus to Alan Ruck and Philip Seymour Hoffman in a small town where tornadoes are targeting a nuclear power plant. Oh wait. Zack Morris already did that movie.

8. Independence Day
This is another one with recent rumbles of a sequel but who knows when we might see more of Bill Pullman playing President Awesome or Will Smith being … every other action star Will Smith has ever played. Now, I get that this is not a high-caliber movie but who did not cheer when Randy Quaid did very suggestive things to that alien spaceship? Anyone? Okay, moving along now.

7. Runaway
You have all of the elements of classic 80s and cheese in this movie: mustache, KISS, Kirstie Alley. Why did Michael Crichton never think to get on a sequel where Lois goes hay-wire and carves up young Bobby for Thanksgiving dinner? Get Paul Stanley this time as the evil genius behind it all, add Shelley Long in the mix and you’ve got yourself a blockbuster going!

6. Galaxy Quest
Star Trek fans may not have liked it too much but Galaxy Quest was fine cinema spoof and/or satire (I can never tell which) at its very best. I am sure it can’t be hard to drag Tim Allen back for another after the latest Toy Story movie comes out. The rest of the cast … eh, that may be a bit harder. As long as Sam Rockwell is in, I can dig it.

5. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Director Robert Zemeckis had over a decade after the first before he would go crazy with motion-capture animation, more than enough time for a sequel to reunite Roger Rabbit, his lovely wife Jessica, baby Herman, and the rest of the animated and live-action cast. Hell, if Bob Hoskins wasn’t available, we could have lived with Kenneth Branagh in his place.

4. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
If anyone could make calling in for a sick day from work entertaining, it would be Ferris Bueller. You know you’ve played hooky from work to sit around and read Movie Scum or plant in the garden. It would be tough now without John Hughes but to see Ferris weasel his way out of staff meetings and team building exercises just to drink beer and watch porn would be the catharsis of an entire working class.

3. Office Space
Realizing it would be next to impossible to recapture the passive-aggressive, self-loathing sense of the characters in the original, I would love to see another workplace comedy that nails the characterizations of the smug, SOB boss, annoying co-workers, and sense of dread when walking into a cubicle farm or retail establishment or fast food restaurant or anything else Mike Judge deems is funny.

2. Blade Runner
Sure, so it tanked at the box office back in 1982. But since then, the tales of replicant-hunting Deckard have been etched into the mainstream of cult cinema and beloved by all … except me that is. Possibly a forthcoming sequel could entice me to actually sit and watch the entire first part without falling asleep or becoming insanely homicidal from boredom. So what if it’s over twenty years later? That didn’t stop another Harrison Ford series from being unjustly resurrected.

1. Any Arnold Schwarzenegger movie (except Conan, Predator or Terminator)
Just look at his resume and tell me you would not want to see a sequel to Commando, The Running Man, or Total Recall. Hell, I’d even be game for a Kindergarten Cop sequel if it was Ah-nuld in high school English as he wields puns in his thick Austrian accent. I would really love though a True Lies sequel if James Cameron can get off his giant CGI Smurf infatuation.

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Forged Documents: Top 9 Actors Too Old For High School

Posted on 13 February 2010 by Puck

It’s no secret that Hollywood plays hard and fast with things like gravity, time, and logic. However, one of the more irritating glaring omissions from the fact-checking process is the age of actors cast to play high schoolers. While researching this article, I came to the sad realization that approximately 70% of people in high school movies are over the drinking age. However, these are the worst offenders in only the movies that I have personally seen that immediately jumped out.

Alan Ruck
Slap a suit and tie on him and 29-year-old Ruck could have conceivably played Ed Rooney in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

Gabrielle Union
Its actually a compliment to her as she can almost convincingly pull off a teenager in 10 Things I Hate About You and Bring It On at 28.

Matthew Lillard
Perhaps it was his jovial nature or immaturity that sold him as a high-schooler in Scream at the tender age of 26.

Judd Nelson
It is likely that Bender failed a few grades prior to the events of Breakfast Club but to be a senior at 26 pushes the realm of believability. Just get a GED dude!

Rachel McAdams
Maybe 26 is the sweet spot for going back to high school as McAdams was in Mean Girls. Funny thing that her normal-at-the-time costar Lindsey Lohan was only 18 and look who turned out better.

Judge Reinhold
I will give it to him that he ages quite well that he might have been able to go back to school instead of Fred Savage in Vice Versa instead of being in Fast Times at Ridgemont High at 25.

Alyson Hannigan
I’m going to call on her widow’s peak and band talk as the way she could skirt past common sense appearing in American Pie when she was 25 also.

Shawn Hatosy
Much to my surprise, Hatosy has been fairly busy since his turn at 23 in The Faculty thus killing my MIA post on him. His age actually did him well as I can buy him as a cop (as he is currently on SouthLAnd) over pip-squeak Elijah Wood.

Reese Witherspoon
Between Election and Cruel Intentions, I would choose the former as she looked quite young for being 23 and it was fucking hilarious. Cruel Intentions did have a lesbian kiss though. Damn trade-offs.

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